i used to have a folder on my computer that was tiger cubs and demi lovato. where did it go
Excuse me but I am a grown-ass-woman so please stop calling me “buddy.” buddy is what you call a twelve year old or a dog. “sir” is ok, that happens, whatever, I am a grown up. like i pay bills and do my own paper work and have ice cream for dinner because no one can tell me not to. so please stop ok. ice cream. for dinner.
katie remember that time i was designated driver and sam did not recognize you in this and thought i found some hot girl and asked if i brought you home and it was funny because technically i did
my mom described this as “tender”
" It’s a bit hard to take a picture of inside my mouth soooo you’ll have to come over to see it
- Emily ‘Straightest Girl in the World’ Sullivan
i made my mom name one of her chicks after me. i had them sleep on me and i decided that i don’t need anybody but baby animals
I have heard from the internet that it is really warm and sunny outside so I am in a windowless 68 degree room trying to regain whatever guitar skills I once had because college has ruined my life